Christina sent me some dirty talking top!Cas from fanfiction.net last week and I thought I’d share!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8072721/1/Perception#

In the Stars with the Angel of Thursday

Something Unexpected - CloudyJenn - NC-17

Castiel hooks up with one of his students after graduation.

 Mmm. Yes.

This is just what I was looking for… Perfect principal!Cas fic.

I love how mouthy and obnoxious Dean is and how Castiel is both annoyed by Dean’s behavior and yet still attracted to him.

I also love the snippets from the various bedroom fantasy scenarios. XD

Drawing indecent things? Like, Dean in panties? Then yes, I’d say I’m quite pleased with myself.

Gimme, Gimme!

*makes grabby hands*

Bottom!Dean/Top!Cas - Here are my favoritiest-favorites:

The Girlfriend Experience - first Dean and Cas fool around, then blowjobs, then they are kinda together and then there is miscommunictaion… and then they work it out eventually. season 5

Except Thou Bless Me - Bamf Cas, rough sex. season 4

Bring it on Home -  A falling Castiel discovers his sexuality. Cas does some pining for Dean, Sam tries to help them out a bit, very awesome sex scene. season 5?

Until The Lost Become The Found - Dean/Castiel/Future!Castiel - Mulitchapter, but it’s a great story, and the sex scene is… well… Dean bottoms for both Castiels. This pleases me.

Lakota Falls - AU; werewolf!Castiel, knotting.

Dormant Siren - AU; dub-con, werewolf!Sam, vampire!Cas. Wincest warning, but they aren’t brothers in this.


And here’s a Top!Cas rec list I found on tumblr. I especially like this rec list because it rec’s one of mine. XD

epilos303:

justacasgirl:

bowiebaseone:

Look at where Dean’s thumb is… just saying…

I READ A PORN ABOUT THIS

DEAN KEPT ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHING PLASTIC-CASTIEL’S DICK AND PLASTIC CASTIEL HAD MANY, MANY ORGASMS.

^^^I need this fic!!!

PLASTIC - Tracy_Loo_Who

Like a Thrift Store Jacket, Still Good But Used
Toppy!Cas takes care of Dean, First time, Really beautiful and sweet =3

Out of the Tree of Life I Just Picked Me a Plum
Oh my sweet Cas! Dean and his sex toys… this is hot!

Oh, yeah I don’t listen to pod-fics… but I if I see one I usually go find the text version and read it, because I figure it must be really good if someone took the time to record it.

Thanks for the rec!!!

I don’t mind WIP unless they are abandoned ones that havent been updated in like a year.. those upset me. XD

god-of-chaos:

One-shots:

Bound

• Pairing: Dean/Castiel
• Rating: NC-17 
• Word Count: 2332
• Summary: Dean’s used to getting fat old businessmen when it comes to his job providing bondage sex for a price. So when Castiel is his next client, he’s understandably excited.
• Warnings: BDSM, public sex,…

Oh hey, I have read some of these before and really liked them! So I look forward to reading more by an author I know I enjoy! =)

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Title: Claw

Rating: NC-17

Summary: Castiel’s hand is a fucking crab claw. What more needs to be said?!!

I suggest having a pillow or blanket handy so that you can press your face into it to muffle your screams and sobs of laughter and cries of ‘WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!’

ficdump:

by perpetuallycaffeinated

Summary: Lynx Excite deoderant has some…interesting effects on Castiel

(Based off of this advertisement, so slightly cracky. Can also be considered wing!kink.)

love! This is one of the first NC-17 Dean/Cas fics I read, and it is glorious.

-wondersmith:

thisisnotbruce replied to your post: sassygaymisha replied to your post: tentacle fic?…

DID SOMEONE SAY MPREG? LINKYYYY

BEWARE ITS A TENTACLE FIC

im not even past chapter two

Tentacle porn  AND MPREG?!

Is it bad that my reaction is, I NEED TO READ THIS NOW! ?

destielmybeatingheart:

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Basically a whole bunch of DEPRESSING fic set in the end!verse (aka 2014!verse, aka croatoan!verse) or some odd mixture of 09/2014 boys. I did add just a few future!fics that are either alternate apocolpyse or go off canon after the season 5 finale…just because I enjoy them and because they break up some of the angst >_<

At least angsty sex is hot.

1. Title True North
   Wordcount 3,682
   Summary He’s fundamental, and always has been…(end!verse)
2. Title: Veteran
   Word Count: 7,500
   Summary: Dean’s been thinking about changing things much more often recently, what with Cas being around the way he is now, and with what Ellen left him in her will. 
3. Title: Thursday’s Child
   Word Count: 114,000
   Summary: Thursday’s child has far to go.
   Spoilers for 5.04, ‘The End’. So I got to wondering: what would have happened if past!Dean hadn’t turned up in 2014, and future!Dean had actually succeeded in killing Lucifer with the Colt? Apparently, it involves lots of angsting. Who knew? (the ultimate end!verse fic)
4. Title: My Mirrored Room, My Secret Life
    Prompt: ’2014!Cas has gotten into a lot of new things over the past few years. His newfound worldliness helped him discover just what it meant when Dean’s breathing went all funny during sex when Cas’s hand was on his throat/weight was on his back/gave him an order. Now, dominating him during sex is just something they do (end!verse)
5. Title: If This Is It
   Word Count: ~4300
    Summary: Castiel gets trapped in a hospital pharmacy as the temperature plummets; Dean will say anything to keep him lucid. (end!verse)
6. Title: Apocalypse Day
   Word Count: 10,685
   Summary: It’s not a bad one, as Apocalypse Days go.
7. Title: Between Four Walls
   Word Count:1613
   Summary: Set in “The End” ‘verse. Thigh holster porn. Being a leader weighs heavy on Dean’s shoulders. He finds a way to relax.(end!verse)
8. Title: My Eyes Are An Ocean
   Word Count: 10,300
   Summary: It’s amazing what you decide you can get away with when you can’t see a damn thing.
9. Title: What the Future Holds
   Word Count: 1767
   Summary: Castiel, after learning what the future of 2014 holds for him, decides to see it for himself. He meets Dean, who mistakes him for his future self. (end!verse)
10. Title: So Love Me Now, Hell is Coming
     Word Count: 5,300
    Summary: Dean gently sat on the left side of the bed that screeched loudly anyway and drooped till Cas slid towards him a little. He’s sure that that won’t be enough to wake his heavily sedated friend but he stilled in place nonetheless. (end!verse)
11. Title: Right Where You Left Me
    Words: 2515
    Summary: “It must be difficult for you,” Cas whispers. “To see yourself like that. To know that all of that is inside you.” (end!verse)
12. Title: Blind Man’s Blues
    Word Count: none given. pwp.
    Summary: Set in the 2014 timeline. Cas isn’t an angel anymore and feels the weight of his mortality. He finds ways to deal with that in Dean. (end!verse)
13. Title: ten thousand words
    Word Count: 13,500
    Summary: In 2009, a man who claims to speak to God gives the not-quite-an-angel-anymore Castiel his Polaroid camera. “Use it wisely,” he warns. “Cameras are a strange sort of magic. They hold on to the energy of the moments they capture and keep it alive past its time. That’s why we should only take photographs of our happiest moments. There’s no sense prolonging our pain or sadness, but love and joy are worth saving.”
    During the next five years, Castiel superstitiously takes nine photographs of his happiest moments. When a second Dean arrives from the past, Castiel knows he’s been sent to witness something catastrophic, something so terrible Zachariah believes it will scare Dean into accepting his destiny. He senses the end is near, but Castiel can’t quite bring himself to take the final photograph. Dean does it for him. (end!verse)
14. Title: The Lord’s Prayer
    
    Word Count: None given. I’d guess maybe 6000  words of pain
    Summary: Dean asked Castiel once if he could point to the last straw… the tipping point that pushed him off the edge. The final blasphemy that made him fall. Castiel looked up from cleaning a semiautomatic handgun and frowned. “Do you know the Lord’s Prayer?” (end!verse)
15. Title: Not All the Way Through
    Word Count: ~4,700
    Summary: Castiel’s new life begins and ends with Dean. (end!verse)
16. Title: Marty McFly Never Had To Deal With This Shit
    Word Count: None given PWP
    Summary: Dean spies with his little eye… Something he really didn’t expect to see. (end!verse)
17. Title:Not With A Bang
    Word Count: 3795
    Summary: This is the way Dean’s world ends. (end!verse)
18. Title: At the Bottom
    Word Count: 910
    Summary: One last time before they go. (end!verse)
19. Title: All Unquiet Things
    Word Count: 25,112 
    Summary: Six months after the apocalypse begins, Dean Smith passes out in the woods and wakes up in a cabin at Camp Chitaqua. He is greeted by Castiel, Risa, and the news that their leader — Dean Winchester — has been missing for weeks and is presumed dead. They don’t want to cause panic by telling the other members of the camp, so when Dean Smith shows up, Risa has an idea: Castiel will teach him how to become Dean Winchester. Dean and Castiel work to move forward, to turn Dean Smith from a salesman into a hunter, but both must also confront the ghosts of their past. (end!verse with twist)
    
20. Title: God Is Gone, And The Devil Is Me
    Word Count: 3064
    Summary: Cas falls and Dean breaks his promises. He was never good at keeping them, anyway. (end!verse)
21. Title: A Night At The Museum
    Word Count: Approx. 38,000 words parts 1-9
    Summary: AU. For anyone who’s seen 5.04 all the way through, and wondered what happened afterward, in the Year of Apocalypse, 2014 — this is that story. (end!verse)
22. Title: Let My Beloved Come Into His Garden Series: A Night At The Museum Pre-quel Fics
    River ~ Paper ~ Coat ~ Gun ~ Storm ~ Tattoo  ~ Bitch~ Smoke  ~ Salt ~ Twin
    Wordcount: Approx. 33,000 words total
    Summary: Dean finds himself looking at his broken angel in a whole new light against the gritty backdrop of the broken world … and secretly takes his pleasure where and when he can. (end!verse)
23. Title: In, Out of the Dark
    Word Count: 20 chapters
    Summary: A brother rotting in Hell, an angel hiding in Heaven, and a hunter consumed by the hunt…
24. Title: Here, there and everywhere
    Word Count: 8300 
    Summary: Lucifer sends future!Cas back to 2009. Things don’t go as the devil expects, though. (end!verse)
25. Title: I Fell For You and the Love Pretend
    Word Count: 3328
    Summary: Dean doesn’t join Cas’s orgies often, but he’d been needing to blow off steam for a while and Cas, always able to tell, knew when to invite him before he reached his boiling point.(end!verse)
26. Title: Wreckage 
    Length: 2,654 
    Summary: When Castiel fell, he did it slowly, and as gracefully as any man who ever fell into insanity did. (end!verse)
27. Title: i will take you and leave you alone
    Word Count: ~2400
    Summary: Dean makes a lot of promises. He’ll probably break this one too.(end!verse)
28. Title: Shadows Filled Up With Doubt
    Word Count: ~11,600
    Summary: When Dean begins to torture again, Castiel slowly loses pieces of himself.(end!verse)
29. Title: Two-Headed Boy
    Word Count: 4 431 (multi chapter)
    Summary: This was my mental thought process when thinking about what kind of fic I wanted: “I want Dean. I want Sam. I want Castiel. I want them being awesome together. I want them in an Apocalyptic adventure story, trawling through a snowy dystopian wasteland, battling with both their inner demons and the increasingly impending threat of Lucifer. With extra added slash.” So that’s basically what this fic is. 

30. Title:  Valuable Commodity
    Word count:  3,800
    Summary:  Castiel is a whore.  Or a therapist.  It’s hard to say.  It’s sometime before 2014, and Castiel’s powers have faded.  It’s not easy getting used to being mostly human, and Castiel finds a way to feel useful.  Dean finds out.  Kinda bleak.

31. Title: I’m not an addict (baby that’s a lie)
    Word Count: 14k
    Summary: In 2014, there isn’t much Dean Winchester isn’t willing to do to gain an advantage in the fight against the forces of Hell. And Cas? Cas is just trying to hold himself together – with whatever chemical assistance he can find. But when they discover a potential new weapon - and with Lucifer approaching the camp - they’ll need to decide whether there are any lines they still can’t cross.(end!verse)
32. Title: The Butterfly Effect
    Word Count: 21,000~
    Summary: Castiel is sent to the future with Dean. Chaos ensues.(end!verse)
33. Title: All tomorrow’s parties: postcards from the future’s end
    Summary/Wordcount: neither given, however the warning include. Sex, drugs, and unbearable despair. Dubcon, sleaze, and more drugs. (end!verse)
    
34. Title: as we move towards perdition
    Word count: 3511
    Summary: In which sex doesn’t equal love, and Castiel slip-slides gracelessly into humanity.(end!verse)
35. Title: No Matter What Our Future Holds
    Word Count: None given, mostly porn
    Summary: Future Castiel gives Dean some advice and thankfully, he takes that advice on board.(end!verse)
36. Title: Reflection of You
    Notes: Part 1: ~5,100 words/~50,000 words. Warnings are not meant to be ignored. It starts out semi-light, but take everything dark about 5.04 and make it ten times as dark, and that’s about where this fic will wind up. It’s meant to slide right into the world of 5.04,
    Summary: When an angel falls, it’s impossible to know exactly where they’ll crash. (end!verse)
37. Title: Some stranger’s Hand
    Word count: Under 4,100 
    Summary: Jealous and angry over future!Cas’ seeming affection for past!Dean, future!Dean confronts future!Castiel. Missing scene from 5x04, occuring between the “What? I like past-you” interaction/scene where the action plan is discussed, and the scene where they leave to take on Lucifer.  (end!verse)
38. Title: Until Death Do Us Part
    Word Count: 1400
    Summary: Some things can be fixed, but some are broken beyond repair. (end!verse)
39. Title: Time Changes Everything
    Word Count: 1663
    Summary: The constrast between the two men is surreal, but Cas needs to remind himself that it’s the same man (end!verse)
40. Title: And It Breaks My Heart To See You This Way
    Word count: 9936
    Summary: Dean knows he’s trying to pick up some pieces that are so broken he won’t ever be able to put them back together, not even for a short while, but still. He owes Cas a try, at least. (end!verse)
41. Title: Need Me Too Much
    Word Count: 2,056
    Summary: Zachariah said he’d be there for three days. Dean already wants to go home. Cas misses Heaven, but misses Dean more. (end!verse)
42. Title: Fire to my Soul
    Word Count: None given PWP
    Summary: They’re not what they were, and it doesn’t change a thing. (end!verse)
43. Title: Once 
    Word Count: 4,700
    Summary: It’s 2014, the world’s gone to hell, Dean’s gotten shafted and Castiel was an angel once but now…not so much. (end!verse)
44. Title: The Shame Of It All 
    Word Count: 2,400
    Summary: It’s 2015, the world’s gone to hell, and a good bath is hard to find in the post-Croatoan apocalypse.(end!verse)
45. Title: Feast Of All Saints
    Word Count: ~11,500 for Part 1
    Summary: It’s 2015 and the world’s gone to hell in the Croatoan apocalypse. Separated from their group of virus survivors, Dean and his erstwhile guardian angel find themselves stranded in Appalachia. (end!verse)
46. Title: Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too
     Word Count: 1931
     Summary: Dean is fairly certain his future self is knocking boots with future!Cas. But he’d better go check it out, just to be sure. PWP. (end!verse)
47. Title: Empire of Dirt
    Words: 10,886 / 21,644 
    Summary: The apocalypse comes and Dean can’t stop it. Castiel eventually finds him wandering alone and they set off trying to fix the world and find Sam before Lucifer can ruin everything.
48. Title: Set Yourself on Fire
    Length: ~2,300 words
    Summary: Dean dreams of what he’s left behind.  (end!verse)

den-of-iniquity:

Title: Between Four Walls
Author: annundriel
Characters: Dean, Dean/Castiel
Rating: NC-17
word count: 1615
Notes: Set in “The End” ‘verse. Thigh holster porn.
Summary: Being a leader weighs heavy on Dean’s shoulders. He finds a way to relax.

For daggomus_prime, who is awesome. Based loosely on her seriously hot piece of art.

Snippet preview of the art. Click on it to see the full work.

The porn alone is very hot in this story (do I need to mention thigh holster/Dean?) but it’s possibly made even better by the 2014 atmosphere that pervades the narration.

dreamofflight:

savingcastiel:

destielcanoninmymind:

I finished reading this wonderful Ancient Rome!AU

Non timebo mala

and decided that I need more Legionnaire!Dean in my life. Or Gladiator!Dean

This fic also has Patrician!Cas in it, but I’d love to read one where Cas is a powerful consul. Please writers, make it happen!!!

OH MY STARS AND GARTERS

yum yum yum

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